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Selling my time machine. No flux capacitor, lightning, or plutonium needed. This time machine is guaranteed to transport you forward in time at least at a 1 to 1 ratio of the time you spend in it. Calculations of exact advancing in time following rules of quantum physics and space-time dilation as you approach the speed of light have not been calculated, but needless to say, speeds of 88 mph are totally achievable in this time machine (not legally on any roads I know of in Florida), but the time travel does work. In fact, the time machine even brings you forward in time when you are not in it.

Not only can it transport you forward in time, this time machine can transport you in 3 dimensions following the rules of gravity, friction, and propulsion of a 1.9L internal combustion engine mated to a 5 speed standard transmission achieving up to 45 mpg highway. It is possible to fly very briefly in this time machine, but this capacity has never been tested and only the results of returning to the ground are guaranteed. Not only does it transport you in space and time, it can transport up to 4 other people legally. No special license is requires above a standard driver's license for an automobile.

The time machine even has a 1-way built in communicator that operates on special electromagnetic frequencies so messages can be decoded and received through this device and produced through electromagnets driving membrane that converts electromagnetic waves to pressure waves. A special laser is also included which is used to convert optical reflective patterns to pressure waves from flat, round metal discs encoded in both normal and MP3 format. An analog port for auxiliary communication is also included.

4 matching toruses provide needed friction to propel time machine. Time machine has traveled for just over 117,500 miles and been in operation since 1999.

Sacrificing this time machine for just $1600. After all my time travel with this beloved time machine, I have learned that there is no time like the present to jump on this opportunity.

Very specific details on the time machine:
1999 Saturn SL1
117,500 miles
5 speed standard transmission
27 MPG in town and up to 45 MPG highway
MP3/CD player (single disk) with aux jack
Matching tires
AC cold
Heat works too
Rear seats fold down
New headliner (common problem with these cars)
Smoke free
Animal free
Seats 5
New water pump and serpentine belt
New O2 sensors (both of them)
Family owned

This Saturn is what I like to call Florida stock. Good AC but no other real amenities. No power windows or locks. No power steering (never came with it). No cruise control.

Car has worked great for us for many years. We averaged 5K miles per year driving around town and occasional trips to Orlando. The 45 MPG was verified in November with a trip to Slidell, LA driving the speed limit. It is closer to 40 MPG if you have the AC on too.

Back seats are more child sized if you have long legs.

Good headroom.
All windows work.

The Saturn SL1 engine is a 1.9L single overhead cam with a timing chain. The engine is aluminum and is prone to burning oil, typically 1-2 quarts in between oil changes.
Rear speakers do not work. Signal gets to them, but never bothered replacing the actual speakers, the front ones were fine for me.

$1600 obo. I like cash. Send me an email. I respond quickly.